We are so fortunate in today’s world because of technology. Drive thru restaurants, microwave ovens, breakfast in a bar and more. Things can even happen quicker in the religious realm. No longer do I have to spend enormous amount of time in God’s written word, I can simply sow a seed and get a breakthrough. Sow a larger seed and move to the next level. We can even give a gift and get the prophet’s anointing.

For years I been putting on the whole armor of God and have finally decided it really isn’t necessary. The modern day profits   prophets have actually come up with a much better option. They have yet to combine them and what a wonderful time saving option it is.  A miracle bath.  That’s right forget about the old fashion armor of God, just take a miracle bath. Everything we need is made available by various profits prophets.   We can now get miracle water, miracle prayer cloths and miracle soap. Instead of bathing my mind in the Word of God I can quickly exepedite a change in my life by taking a prophets approach to life.

The miracle soap can address my every condition in life:
If I’m doubting my salvation I can pull out my bar of “If I be lifted soap”.

Whenever the affairs of the world mess up my mind, I take a miracle bath in “Master Mind soap”.

If my wallet is empty I bath in “Prosperity soap”.

I can even take a bath in “Prophet Awareness Soap”. (this is the soap Junie B should have used to avoid “the conflict”)

Well there are other soaps one for each day of the week. No matter what your situation, a miracle bath will work. No more wasted prayer time, no more wasted time in deep Word study of God's Word, no more time wasted putting on the armor of God. Just take a miracle bath.

NOW!
Let’s see how well you know your TV evangelist. Take this little quiz. (Please Use the Print Icon for a Hard copy)

1.  First we need some water for our miracle bath. Which of the TV evangelists below can supply this item?

a. Peter Popoff
b. Mike Murdock
c. TD Jakes
d. None of the above
e. A and B

2.  Next we must have some miracle soap. Let’s see once again how well you know your TV evangelist as we prepare our new and modern miracle bath. For soap we should go to:

a. Paul Lewis Ministries
b. Benny Hinn
c. Prophet Bernard Jordan
d. Paula White
e. None of the above
f. A and C

 

3.  Finally we must have our wash cloth or prayer cloth for bathing. Select this product from the following TV evangelists.
a. I V Hillard
b. Tony Evans
c. Charles Stanely
d. Joel Osteen
e. None of the above

Now that I have soap, water and a cloth I’m ready for the next level, I‘m ready to take miracle bath or am I.  If this works, and it should because everything is miracle oriented, I should have a major breakthrough. Even supernatural debt reduction is in my future.  If you're thinking about getting married you really should try the "prophet awareness soap" it will cause you to see the future(before you spend a million buck on a wedding). Maybe I should package all three items in a kit and sell them online.

Sounds ridiculous and it is, but why do people fall for it? Why do people send in millions of dollars a year to these false prophets. Once you know someone is a false prophet can you still support them (read the post “Can a True Christian Knowingly financially support and endorse a false prophet”).

 

 
 2Pe 2:1 ¶ But there were also false prophets among the people, even as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Lord who bought them, and bring on themselves swift destruction.
 2Pe 2:2 And many will follow their destructive ways, because of whom the way of truth will be blasphemed.
 2Pe 2:3 ¶ By covetousness they will exploit you with deceptive words; for a long time their judgment has not been idle, and their destruction does not slumber.